Palusot.com is a site where people can exchange creative alibis (palusot) for whatever circumstance that they are in.
Here are some examples from palusot.com :
Pano kung nahulihan ka ng mommy mo ng condom sa bag.. anong sasabhin mo?
palusot #13233: "huh??? ano'ng condom? para sa'n 'yan? akala ko kasi kendi eh... meron pangang flavor eh. strawberry yan... eto meron pa ho... chocolate...." ahahahahahaha!
palusot #16501: mommy gagamitin po sa christmas party namin yan kasi ung teacher namin kadikit ko sa bi nya pag nagpalaro daw sya sa party namin isasama nya sa laro kung sino daw makakapagdala ng condom ay mananalo ng mamahaling cellphone kaya naninigurado lng ako mommy,...para makamit ko ang premyo..posted: Dec 2 2008
palusot #16421: "naku!!mOm,,..may natira pa pLa... 2 kasi biniLi namin ng kakLase kew kanina para sa activity namin sa physics ee..tskk.. kaLa kew wLa na..naku naman...! sau nLang tO mOm,,gamitim niO ni dad"eheheheposted: Dec 1 2008
palusot #16268: ay! kanina po kasi may nagpapamigay sa grocery ng libreng condom taz bnigyan aq..gs2 m senyo nlang? hahaposted: Nov 28 2008
Paano sasabihin sa isang tao na maitim ang kili-kili niya na hindi siya ma ooffend?
palusot #16656: yan ba usong tattoo ngayon?anu yan, henna or laser?posted: Dec 3 2008
palusot #9509: yan ba yung deodorant na bago na lumabas sa market kailan lang? ok din naman yan..darkening deodorant para maiba namanposted: Sep 4 2008
palusot #8913: sobrang sipag mo cguro mag-aral, kasi hndi lang kilay mo nasunog, pati kili-kili...posted: Aug 25 2008
palusot #8831: pare ano ba yan balat o TATOO...GANDA NAMAN NG PAGKAKAGAWA KITANG KITAposted: Aug 24 2008
palusot #6693: PARE, NAGMAMADALI KA SIGURO KANINA NO?! PATI KASI KILI KILI MO NALAGYAN MO NG KIWI! HAHAposted: Jul 22 2008
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I'm Yours
I have been in an LSS (Last Song Syndrome) mode since last week with this song, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. I Love this song, layback and relaxing, and of course it's Jason Mraz, who also sang Remedy and Wordplay, two of my favourite songs since I was in college, and until now it's on my Mp3 lists!
by Jason Mraz
album: We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things (2008)
I tried to be chill but your so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm tryin to get back
before the cool done run out I'll be givin it my best test
and nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
But I won't hesitate no more,
no more, it cannot wait
I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our godforsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved
So, i won't hesitate no more,
no more, it cannot wait i'm sure
there's no need to complicate our time is short
this is our fate
I'm yours
*scat*
I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror
and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
and so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I'd be sayin' is there ain't no better reason
to rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
it's what we aim to do
our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more,
no more it cannot wait
I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you will find that the sky is yours
so please don't, please don't, please don't,
there's no need to complicate,
Cause our time is short
This, this, this is our fate,
I'm yours
*scat*
Monthly Roundup for the Month of June
Funny Alcohol Warnings !!!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what ever happened to your pants anyway.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named “Psycho.”
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you’re invisible (or invincible).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WELL, HERE IS OUR VERSION OF IT . . . .
WARNING: Too much alcohol may lead you to think you are an Acrobat, Cartwheeling (20x) !!
WARNING: Too much alcohol and lack of chasers may lead you to experiment on anything you see and put it in a drink (GINCAPEHALLS anyone???)
WARNING: Too much consumption of alcohol may lead your friends to think of you as a greeting card, and put a "Happy Birthday" notes on your body.
WARNING : Too much alcohol may lead you to sleep anywhere and in an unpleasant way then make you snore like hell.
WARNING: Too much alcohol may lead you to those pictures above hehehe joke . . .
* On the bright side, No one get hurt on these pictures, and I promise, more to come on the following days, Hope this will help in reminding you to drink Responsively !
WARNING: Too much alcohol consumption may lead you to read this blog ! -Priam07
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George F. Burns
How to bypass Bios Password
- Your computer freezes frequently or encounters errors.
- Unusual system messages or fake error messages appear.
- Your computer slows down when programs are started.
- You receive notification from your firewall that some applications have attempted to connect to the Internet, although you did not initiate this.
- Microsoft Internet Explorer freezes or functions erratically.
- Your computer automatically shuts down after displaying a System Shutdown message.
- Registry entries have been added or removed to execute unknown programs at start up.
A Trojan Horse is simply a malicious computer program that damages your computer system upon installation. The program claims to do one thing, such as pretending to be a game, but instead do something else when you run them. Some nasty Trojans will actually attempt to erase your hard drive. They were originally named after the historic Trojan horse used by the Greeks to conquer Troy because the first Trojan horse programs pretended to be innocent games or applications. Trojan horses have no way to replicate themselves automatically. Below you will find some of the various ways that viral related attacks can be transmitted and spread.
Formatting a Hard Drive
1. If you want to save any of the data on the disk, back it up by copying it to a CD or another hard drive. Formatting will destroy ALL of the data on the disk.
2. Use the Windows XP CD-ROM to boot the computer.
3. Select the "Recovery Console" option.
4. At the prompt, type FORMAT C:
Resetting Bios
Yesterday, a customer sent me her PC to format, but the problem is that the first boot was set to Drive C and I can't configure the BIOS setup to set the first boot because of a security password which she also forgot, so heres what I did, first I read an article on how to bypass this password on BIOS and luckily i did it, I removed the password and the Bios was reset on its original configuration.
Here are the steps on how you can reset your BIOS Configuration. ( but be careful, make sure you follow the steps carefully)
Standard BIOS backdoor passwords
The first, less invasive, attempt to bypass a BIOS password is to try on of these standard manufacturer's backdoor passwords:
MOST COMMON ADMINISTRATIVE PASSWORD
1234, ADMIN
AWARD BIOS
AWARD SW, AWARD_SW, Award SW, AWARD PW, _award, awkward, J64, j256, j262, j332, j322, 01322222, 589589, 589721, 595595, 598598, HLT, SER, SKY_FOX, aLLy, aLLY, Condo, CONCAT, TTPTHA, aPAf, HLT, KDD, ZBAAACA, ZAAADA, ZJAAADC, djonet, %øåñòü ïpîáåëîâ%, %äåâÿòü ïpîáåëîâ%
AMI BIOS
AMI, A.M.I., AMI SW, AMI_SW, BIOS, PASSWORD, HEWITT RAND, Oder
Other passwords you may try (for AMI/AWARD or other BIOSes)
LKWPETER, lkwpeter, BIOSTAR, biostar, BIOSSTAR, biosstar, ALFAROME, Syxz, Wodj
Flashing BIOS via hardware
If you can't access the computer with the standard backdoor passwords, you'll have to flash the BIOS via hardware.
Using the jumpers
The canonical way to flash the BIOS via hardware is to plug, unplug, or switch a jumper on the motherboard (for "switching a jumper" I mean that you find a jumper that joins the central pin and a side pin of a group of three pins, you should then unplug the jumper and then plug it to the central pin and to the pin on the opposite side, so if the jumper is normally on position 1-2, you have to put it on position 2-3, or viceversa). This jumper is not always located near to the BIOS, but could be anywhere on the motherboard.
To find the correct jumper you should read the motherboard's manual.
Once you've located the correct jumper, switch it (or plug or unplug it, depending from what the manual says) while the computer is turned OFF. Wait a couple of seconds then put the jumper back to its original position. In some motherboards it may happen that the computer will automatically turn itself on, after flashing the BIOS. In this case, turn it off, and put the jumper back to its original position, then turn it on again. Other motherboards require you turn the computer on for a few seconds to flash the BIOS.
If you don't have the motherboard's manual, you'll have to "bruteforce" it... trying out all the jumpers. In this case, try first the isolated ones (not in a group), the ones near to the BIOS, and the ones you can switch (as I explained before). If all them fail, try all the others. However, you must modify the status of only one jumper per attempt, otherwise you could damage the motherboard (since you don't know what the jumper you modified is actually meant for). If the password request screen still appear, try another one.
If after flashing the BIOS, the computer won't boot when you turn it on, turn it off, and wait some seconds before to retry.
Removing the battery
If you can't find the jumper to flash the BIOS or if such jumper doesn't exist, you can remove the battery that keeps the BIOS memory alive. It's a button-size battery somewhere on the motherboard (on elder computers the battery could be a small, typically blue, cylinder soldered to the motherboard, but usually has a jumper on its side to disconnect it, otherwise you'll have to unsolder it and then solder it back). Take it away for 15-30 minutes or more, then put it back and the data contained into the BIOS memory should be volatilized. I'd suggest you to remove it for about one hour to be sure, because if you put it back when the data aren't erased yet you'll have to wait more time, as you've never removed it. If at first it doesn't work, try to remove the battery overnight.
Important note: in laptop and notebooks you don't have to remove the computer's power batteries (which would be useless), but you should open your computer and remove the CMOS battery from the motherboard
Other methods are difficult to do and might ruin your board, so I don't include it here on my blog, but there are more methods and steps on how you can reset you Bios on the net, research is the key !!!
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- I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. - Stephen Hawking
Bistro Filipino Site
Bistro means a small, modest, European-style restaurant or café.
Bistrofilipino.com first posted on the internet last 2006 and until now I am happy that it is still up and running. I have been designing and maintaining this site for about two years now. (Wow, didn't see that until now)
This is only a "sildeline job", every month they sent me an email for updates on events and pictures for the gallery, download the stuff, arrange it on the designated page, make a flash banner and after that, upload it again to the web, it's a hard work but I'm happy about it, I know that I did used what I've learned in HTML and Flash codes, and the fact that my love for designing a website since I was in college did help.
Please visit www.BistroFilipino.com to generate more web hits, this will help the site attract more viewers and customers.Thanks!
"Bistro cooking is good, traditional food, earnestly made and honestly displayed. It is earthy, provincial, or bourgeois; as befits that kind of food, it is served in ample portions."
David Liederman (New York restaurateur)
Capones Island Revisited!
Not all early bird catches an early worm!
When all participants are present (Dhoc, Leila, Mark, Jo, Nelson, Ana and Jefford), we immediately went to Victory bus liner at Caloocan earlier than the last time we did (around 1:30am I think), we plan not to waste our time going to the market in Zambales and worrying about the time we spent for buying for our food supplies in the morning, so we decided to go to the station as early as possible and hoping that there is an early trip heading to Zambales, but when we arrived at the station, we are disappointed because the first trip was set at 4:30 in the morning, so we waited for around 2hours until everybody on the booth was awake.
The Bus trip to San Antonio Zambales took us about 3 hours with 15 minutes stop-over on Pampanga and Olongapo. Then we spent an hour bargaining with vendors at Zambales market, buying food, water and all the necessary things we needed for camping. After buying all the stuff we needed , we immediately went to pundakit port where Robert, our contact Boatman was already there waiting for us. He brought us to the same spot where we camped out 2 years ago, we ride his small banka and took us 30 minutes from pundakit shore to Capones Island.
The first time we are at Capones Island, we enjoyed the clear water and the beautiful white sand around us, There are no visible garbage(maybe a few sandals left by the tourist). We make sure that by the time we get off the island, we will leave no garbage behind, keeping the island as clean as possible. Unfortunately this time, I was surprised that the island became more populated and polluted than it was before, maybe because Capones Island is getting more popular for local and foreign tourist nowadays. I was somewhat disappointed because some tourist left their garbage behind, and the white sand was not that white anymore, maybe due to oil spills or the storm that hit it last time but nevertheless the island was still beautiful and the trip was fun fun fun !!!
Photos Photos Photos !!!!
Powershot Vs Cybershot
The Battle Begins:
Introducing on the left corner :SONY Cyber-shot DSC T70
Specifications
Resolution : 8.01 Megapixels
Lens : 3.00x zoom(38-114mm eq.)
Viewfinder : LCD
LCD Size : 3.0 inch
ISO : 80-3200
Shutter : 1-1/1000
Max Aperture : 3.5
Mem Type : MS Duo / MS PRO Duo
Battery : Custom LiIon
Dimensions : 3.5x2.2x0.8in(90x56x21mm)
Weight : 5.5 oz(156 g)
MSRP : $330
Additional Info: Wide and Touch 3.0 clear photo LCD, 31 MB internal Memory,Lithium Ion Battery
Lens : 4.00x zoom (35-140mm eq.)
Viewfinder : Optical / LCD
LCD Size : 2.5 inch
ISO : 80-1600
Shutter : 15-1/2000
Max Aperture : 2.6
Mem Type : SDHC / SD
Battery : 2 x AA
Dimensions : 3.7x2.6x1.6in (94x66x41mm)
Weight : 6.2 oz (176 g)
MSRP : $180
Additional Info: multiple shooting modes from full automatic with multiple scene modes to full manual for complete control, 2xAA Batteries which is available anywhere
Both Cameras are great, but each one has it's own strong points and weak points. For Sony , it is undoubtedly stylish, sleek and very attractive to look at, but i think it lacks performance (in terms of image details due to blurriness according to reviews) and lack of full manual control modes of the camera,but still, I love it's macro function over canon's a590IS (based on flick'rs group photos), on the other hand, Canon boasts its performance in color quality and image details plus it's cool manual control feature,but the downside of it was, it only uses a plastic material for its body which might easily break when you drop it, and a little bit bulky on the pocket.
Let's Vote!
So after reading my blog , can you help me choose and decide what Digital Camera should I buy, by answering the poll questions I gave earlier. Thanks!
More reviews here:
http://www.steves-digicams.com/
http://www.dpreview.com/
http://www.cameralabs.com/
Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner. ~Author Unknown
CAPONES ISLAND MISADVENTURES
http://www.flickr.com/photos/priam07/http://coldsouljeff.multiply.com/photos/album/39/Road_Trip
Keep in the sunlight.- Benjamin Franklin
To Blog or not to Blog!
Hmmmmm.. what to say ...what to say...
For sure, I'm not good in words, and I'm not good in writing stuff, I failed my English class twice when I'm in high school (hate those silly essays!) but I really excel on mathematics, science and computer stuff , thanks to my professors and to discovery channel. I don't know, but some people are good in sharing things or solving problems mathematically or scientifically with formulas and pictures rather than explaining things in sentences and in paragraphs, others are vice versa, maybe you cannot excel on both, but you can manage to practice both of them to improve it. Anyway, what I've decided to do with this, is to create a photo-blog, you know!, I will take some pictures with my old but nifty camera and place it here, well of course there is a story behind on every photo right? but a single picture can tell you ALL the details you'll need to know.
Yey, I Blogged!
I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver. - Maya Angelu
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